I wish people would stop coming and talking to me irl. Pls stop. i dnt like it

Less seductive. More cactus.

Alternatively, I would love it if more people talked to me. If you ever see me irl, talk to me. I like it.

Act scary or bitchy. They'll leave you alone! :)

But it's the highlight of my day :(

i find it so awkward.

Me in college 😂

I can't help it! You smell like butterscotch!

That sounds like a personal problem.