How do I know if my dog is trying to kill me?

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Pat him down for icepicks when he's humping your leg

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lillyd · F

When it's tearing at your jugular

KeasbeyNights · 31-35, M

That's why you get a soft and gentle capybara instead of a vicious beast.

hami1091 · 41-45, F

If he's on the cell phone all day, and carrying around a spare dog collar you might be in danger.

SoulAsylum · 31-35, M

Watch out for your cat they always plot their owners death.

Nadie

Dogs don't kill.

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GoldenWorm · 51-55, M

The training manuals include lethal activity. In any event, it's extremely unlikely that it will. Now, cats on the other hand.

UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

When it reveals its secret plan to take over the world.

AnukBinary · M

When you have to question if your dog is trying to kill you or not

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

If someone finds you with your throat tore out.

Furiousfrog · 31-35, M

Dog are not smart enough to plan anything. They are like gold fish. They don't think about anything for more then 3 seconds.

SW-User

If it looks at you like you are his meal.. if I'd be scared
But usually dogs don't attack of if not provocked

SW-User

Opens its mouth and licks you harder then usual