So i got hired to be an elf (well its technically 'santas helper' but same thing)for xmas time. I dont even like kids that much

Show up dressed as a lord of the rings elf and look very confused when you get there.

Just secretly stick gum in every kid's hair.

Oh. The room for mischief is ample 😈

I hope you don't think its an opportunity to be rude to and upset little ones who are just so excited to get to see Santa. You can find another job just as easily as you found that one...right?

I am sorry , your not an elf your a bloody Goblin 😂🤣😂

I would have to walk out of that job.

Break a leg 😇 there’s a whole one act play about that

I would like getting to dress up as an elf

Have fun

Good luck