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English ladies of SW, please do not wear trousers!

I am on the bus going to my employment as a pie production line maker and there are 4 English ladies and they are all wearing trousers!

Please do not do this English ladies! You are saying to all possible husbands that you are closed for business!! What man will propose to a woman who does not want to give birth to sons? No man!!

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SW-User

You're a fuckin dickhead.

Miram · 31-35, F

It's okay. There is always you to have sex with the men.

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Miram · 31-35, F

@hahaheheuhhaha Yes and hairy women

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SW-User

You're joking right? If you're going to judge women by how they dress, who'd want you anyway ommfg!😂😂😂
That's the dumbest thing I've seen ffs

KingLionHeart

@SW-User maybe it is a joke..a stupid one ..

SW-User

@KingLionHeart obvi 🤣🤣🤣

SW-User

“pie production line maker” what century are you from? 😂

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SW-User

@SW-User tbh, where do you think process manufactured pies come from? Maybe some pie chicken is laying em?

Fantabulous · 46-50, F

@SW-User And even better is that bit of info seems to make it to all his posts I see - like wtf 🤔

SW-User

“The Tall Tales of SexyFunGuy1981 from the Pie Production Factory”

SW-User

ZenKitzune · F

@SW-User 😂

Fantabulous · 46-50, F

@SW-User dying 🤣

Mamapolo2016 · F

How much have I sometimes wished there really WAS a closed for business sign that would be honored.

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SW-User

@Mamapolo2016 usually because isolated it can be discounted or encounted and negated. In crowds and hurds it becomes widespread and uncontrollable a mob of hate is far worse. That is clear.imo.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@SW-User True, but who composes those herds of people?

SW-User

@Mamapolo2016 "evil thrives where good men do nothing"

4meAndyou · F

Well, you do realize that the only type of women who consider sex a business are....prostitutes. So I would certainly say most women definitely want men to see them as closed for business.

Phire1 · 51-55, F

@4meAndyou LOL

Mamapolo2016 · F

Just a suggestion...if you cite your job as production line pie maker, it’s a little clearer.

The trouser thing still makes no sense. A woman can always remove the trousers if she wants to give birth to sons.

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Mamapolo2016 · F

@Phire1 I think the issue is that trousers are unfeminine and therefore won’t attract any baby makers. If there are two ‘males’ in the pair, then conceiving is problematic.

Phire1 · 51-55, F

@Mamapolo2016 Lol! You crack me up - and so true

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Gumba1000 · M

Clever men know how to undo trousers.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Gumba1000 Cleverer men wait until offered. 🙄

SW-User

I hadn't realised time travel was actually possible...wow!

SW-User

@SW-User does he know JohnOlinger? Lol.

SW-User

@SW-User Oh my...they need to meet!!

SW-User

@SW-User frfr!

SW-User

What?

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Thanos · 31-35, M

@SW-User he said it not me 😱

SW-User

@Thanos shhh. Lol.

Thanos · 31-35, M

@SW-User 😂

SW-User

meanwhile in the actual UK...

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KingLionHeart

@SW-User with a belt.. 😱

SW-User

@SW-User Funny Canada likely judges less harshly... rates of fetish between the UK and Canada... Likely they will be close, but I expect the UK is higher. (If you repress something culturally there will be a subculture who embraces it)

ZenKitzune · F

@SW-User I love a trousers woman sale!

MasterofNone · 26-30, M

And here comes my daily dose of online bullshit. 😋

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

I would

Miram · 31-35, F

@Jackaloftheazuresand 😡 How dare ya have sex with English ladies of SW?

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

@Miram The English are just a myth to scare Americans

Miram · 31-35, F

@Jackaloftheazuresand 😘

SW-User

You must be joking.

sally1981 · 41-45, F

I only wear Dresses.
Sally
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KingLionHeart

@SW-User maybe.. 😏
. He's so got it going on..

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SW-User

@KingLionHeart 😂
Poor you

KingLionHeart

@SW-User ikr.. maybe I will stalk him.. 🤔

KingLionHeart

Oh boy... 😂

whateverhappens · 26-30, F

well if a woman doesnt have sons.. shouldnt the man blame himself since its his sperm that didnt make it? hows that the woman fault, deep thoughts

SW-User

Erm...thats a cultural difference that's erm a bit different.

Charisma · F

🤔 maybe you should shut your pie hole,

Phire1 · 51-55, F

@Charisma hahahaha

Charisma · F

@Phire1 😁

Ralfhenrey · 46-50, M

Pie Production Line Maker? WTF?

SW-User

@Ralfhenrey is it pie, or 🐱

PotPrincess1 · 36-40, M

English women don’t care about husbands. There are like 10 men to 1 woman in most towns/cities. They could dress as nuns and they’d still be asked out on dates. They care more about Friday nights and swiping right on Tinder 🤣