If I gave you a statue of yourself, what would you do with it?

first look at it to see if it's accurate, then i think i might put it somewhere because it's a nice gift

Put it on the shelf next to all the other statues of myself.

If it was made out of gold I would sell it.

Tough choice. Either by the front door or in the bathroom.

Give it a name besides Oscar.

Put it in lobby of the building!

Give a speech at the oscars

Prayers...

Put it on my bookcase

Voodoo ritual. One part chicken blood, one part peyote, one part dynamite.

Give it to my ex

Hmm I'd be tempted to burn it as an effigy but I would probably keep it on my shelf of weird and wonderful things

Disconnect the head, neck and just enough from the shoulders from the rest of the body and sell them separately

I will make it more beautiful like you

I would have it make out with Bardie doll just to piss off Ken doll.

Thank you and put it on my desk at the office.

Blow it's head off..

Decapitate it

id make love to that shit

Tell me ur gonna put this up in the city square or something