Pack a bag

When an unexpected guest arrives the question is always; should I make coffee or should my husband open a bottle of wine. In this case coffee would probably be the decission.

I'd like to think that I'd do or say something clever, but in reality, I'd probably crap myself.

I wouldn't notice but my dog would

Lend them my satnav.

Say what up vanilla face

Offer tea.

A selfie :?

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I have aliens knock at my door every few days. They call themselves landscapers.

Tell it to go back where it came from.

ask for a joy ride

I'd make them welcome

Is she cute?

open?