What would you do...

Pack a bag

When an unexpected guest arrives the question is always; should I make coffee or should my husband open a bottle of wine. In this case coffee would probably be the decission.

I'd like to think that I'd do or say something clever, but in reality, I'd probably crap myself.

Invite him in for coffee.

I wouldn't notice but my dog would

Lend them my satnav.

Say what up vanilla face

Offer tea.

A selfie :?

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I have aliens knock at my door every few days. They call themselves landscapers.

Tell it to go back where it came from.

ask for a joy ride

I'd make them welcome

Is she cute?

open?