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@HorseGirl Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart.
I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn comes.
With a voice wielding power of the ancient nord art.
Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes.
It's an end to the evil, of all Skyrim's foes.
Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes.
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows.
You'll know, you'll know the Dragonborn's come.

@HorseGirl @Jumpycat For the love of Akatosh! Stoooooop!! lol

@Jumpycat Arrrghgh!!!

Prepare yourself for banjo time! lol

@Quizzical Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!

@Jumpycat 😭

@Longpatrol "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead!
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

@covfefe234 We drink to our youth, to days come and gone. For the age of aggression is just about done.