I want someone i cant have but they are in a bad relationship and i know i could give them everything they want in life but im just the good friend.As long as he exists.
That moment when your bottle of water goes to fall and you go to catch it only for that water to go in another direction that turns out to be the veryexpensive computer in which you proceed to chant the word no no no no no no no no no as you run out the room for anything you can possibly find that absorbs water
When you get a song stuck in your head do you repeat one part of the song in your head over and over? or the whole thing?
I once met a monk the wise monk said *number 8* i gasped and clicked the XL bacon double burger on the till.
That moment when its pay day only to find out they forgot to send your hours to payroll............. I NEEDZ ME MONEYZZZZ
Genie grants you 3 wishes what did you wish for?Also, you can't ask for more wishes or more genies to grant more wishes! its a loophole-free genie!
Lost my work hat on tuesday found it on a fence where i park my car on thursday I now dub this hat lucky hat.
