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A couple decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time. So, they decided to jump off a cliff. When they got to the top, they both counted to 3. The woman jumped but the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8 seconds and then saw her pull out a parachute. Who betrayed who?
CalmUnderThePalm
31-35, M
32 replies 69 views Jan 25, 2018
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Mamapolo2016 · F Best Comment
I think it's a match made in heaven, and now they both know the score.
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TryMe · 22-25, M
If he didn't notice her wearing the parachute beforehand, then he probably wasn't a very attentive husband. Had he seen it and complimented her on it, maybe she would have decided not to kill herself and they would have gone out for pancakes or something instead. I put the blame on him
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sspec
@TryMe 😌 👍
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SW-User
@TryMe "hey, nice parachute!", Dave weakly stammered as the two stumbled drunkenly to the edge.
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Mamapolo2016 · F
@SW-User priceless
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KayraJordyn · F
Equal idiots.
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Peppa · 31-35, F
Well seems like she was the only one willing to have a back up plan. She is his ride or die.
But it seems he doesn't plan ahead or think beyond his own needs. She's better off without him
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Unlearn · 41-45, M
The man...she carried the parachute expecting this situation. Had he jumped she wouldn't have opened it. Trust issues...you see.
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Unlearn · 41-45, M
@sspec oh...hehe
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sspec
@Unlearn Hmm - surprisingly, the accents sound so funny n dialects go for a toss when spoken by someone new to the language.
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Unlearn · 41-45, M
@sspec yep it does. Even normal words from their mouth sound like hilarious jokes...
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Mamapolo2016 · F
Look at it this way. If these two stay together, two OTHERS will be safe. Safer.
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SW-User
"why didn't you jump?"
"because you had a fucking parachute on your back!"
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Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
This doesn't make sence
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Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@CalmUnderThePalm He would call her out for having a chute. Don't you think?
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CalmUnderThePalm · 31-35, M
@Eddiesolds Interesting.
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Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@CalmUnderThePalm How can she hide a parachute? Doesn't make sence.
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Rain02 · 36-40, F
They were both compromising for long and now they want to get rid of each other
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
Heard this before
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CalmUnderThePalm · 31-35, M
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
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CalmUnderThePalm · 31-35, M
@iamnikki Alright then.
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purplepen · 51-55, F
They betrayed death and hell.
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XxRJxX · 22-25
She did
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