What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard?

Nothing I'm inclined to repeat 😇

“I think I cum from my asshole”

True story man lmao

Someone making a bucket list to eat a piece of steak.

Me eavesdropping on my former foster mom telling someone that she's going to have the psychiatrist put me on a medicine that's gonna destroy my liver & kill me.

This is the same lady who won foster parent of the year award, despite abusing us.

While attempting to respond to a message, calling back my literary rep, the lines apparently got crossed and I heard the end of a conversation she was having with someone else. She said, "Well, we've taken this on, so we're going to see it through."

She spoke in a tone that was almost completely unfamiliar to me. She sounded very serious, sane and responsible, not at all like her various other personalities which she has displayed to me. I got the sense she is a LOT brighter and more knowledgeable than she has revealed to me over the years.

And...I wondered if she was talking about me and our situation over the last few years. She had been frantically trying to reach me before I phoned her back. It was definitely strange and creepy.

That would have probably been a absolutely normal conversation until I took LSD back in my youth. Then it's totally alien.

They were talking about a video game "I was able take out the sentry from behind with my knife ..."

some foreign stuff from a loud cell phone user on the bus

2 sailors talking to each other as I repaired their ship..they were trying to outdo each other..first guy said, "she's so good looking I'd suck her daddy's dick," other guy said," she's so good looking I'd eat the corn out of her sh*t".. I stopped working,stared at them and shook my head.

some guy talking about when he was little use to pee holding his forskin shut and watch it blow up like a balloon.


ooooooooooooooooooooookay.

We were sitting in NYC on traffic and this voice came over our radios and said "we need to take this guy for a walk" and my ex made me turn it off.

How some of my former friends all peed in the same toilet on New Years to show that they were “bros for life”

Whether diva cups or tampons did the job better 😂

I have weird conversations after consuming alcohol

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