Pantene shampoo makes my hair feel luxurious.

It's my favorite shampoo. I can only afford it when I buy it at Costco. It's expensive.

YahwehKhan you are motherfliping hilarious, I love your personality!

The Chinese have put more nuclear waste in that stuff than the amount of waste in my pond.

It's made from sperm from Guniea pigs and goat fetuses ...enjoy !

You two been hanging out in my bathroom? 😠

Starry,

First, I'm joking.

Second, the Chinese were caught putting small amounts of waste into everything from toothpaste to toilet paper in the early 2000's.

Of course they were fined and many companies got shut down, but the Chinese are still notorious for putting trash in American exports. Recently, matel factories got fined for insulating "my little pony" with used plastic and other trash.

Ok, pantene probably doesn't have nuclear waste in it, but at one point in time.... it very well could have. But the amounts of waste put into product was so tiny and spread out it wouldn't ve hard to miss.

# Starrykiss
If it was nuclear waste it would burn your hair before it got to your scalp! LOL!!!

Starrykiss must be blonde, boys. GET HER! Someone's getting gangbanged tonight for being a stupid cunt.

Pft this post is brilliant and hilarious. If you think otherwise, you're probably constipated.

Haha thanks, EXLover87, it takes one to recognize another. Cheers to being creative assholes.

Damn. it's just shampoo...shit what everybody drinking, mean juice! LMAO!😂

Well my hair likes Pantene. Maybe it's your soft head?

garnier fructis, sleek and shine. because baby, i'm worth it

God, I love the Chinese, so inventive.

Ex don't be sorry ,chicks love the shaved head lol

# Nunlover
Im sorry to hear that!

Mine too ,no wait ,I don't have hair 😫

But I don't even try to be funny. Honesty is the best policy. The truth about you, me, this life is fucking hilarious. Here we all are, a bunch of derps living and making rules, who's primary goal is control over other derps and money we invented.

Lmao Kahn 😂

You don't need your slippers. Just lay right there. Hell, fall asleep. I'll be back with my strap.

Who tf?! You better not bring those IMBECILES in on my post. It was just fine until you made that comment.

I had Pantene, in the past, it makes my hair, feel very dry after a while, but im not harping on your opinion!

I use Pantene and my hair is still as lame as ever. Grrr. I don't have enough for it to feel luxurious.

I love the scent but it's not so good for my hair, I have a fine texture.

#Nun I thought you were the female in the couple

*shrugs*

Tell me more about kim and kayne.

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Do you ever quit, being a hilarious ass LOL!

They probably are constipated😂

dafuq did I just walk in on.....

That's why it makes me horny...

I use too like it.