Spread a rumour about yourself

I live in a van down by the river.

I am a star! I am by far! But no one knows it!

I have 100 bf.

I'm a well-known artist who lives in a mountaintop castle.

Once I met John Stamos on a plane... and he told me I was pretty.

I was the oldest living person in the year 3146 AD, but they didn't have peanut butter, so I came back to now, but you don't have peanut butter soda!

I have 8 tentacles, just like an Octopus.

I have a Lamborghini

DanielChristensen's real name is MysteriousBanana

Your turn :)

That one that lives in the hills, heard she doesn't eat gluten, it's not normal I tell ya

I already have

I am attractive, rich and hung like a horse.

SapphicHeart turns all the straight females here into lesbians, and she's ugly too.

IvanKaramazov is a Marxist who rapes dogs.