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“What are you into”

is such a broad question like do i reply with a tv series or choking
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MasterLee · 56-60, M
Helping veterans and kids
pride49 · 31-35, M
The correct response is "ur dad's dick"
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Maybe throw both options out and see which one they go with? 🤔
titties and beer?. 🤔
HumanEarth · F
(I'm into silly stuff like this)

Hey...put the chainsaw down and listen. We need to get in this together and fight for it. Let your kids grow up wild if that's what you want, and stop worrying about the little annoyances. And seriously, when you can, squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around. Cause you see you gotta stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan if that's your thing.

Commit to something. Don’t count your chickens too early, and sell what you need before time runs out. Find something that excites you and go after it.

Use what you’ve got while you can. Talk with your mouth full if you want. Don’t be afraid to bite the hand that feeds you sometimes, take on more than you think you can. What else are you going to do? Be bold and a little absurd.

Take some chances, try odd things, get your mojo working, I’ll show you how. You can turn the other cheek or give up the ship; you can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.

You can even make a mountain out of a molehill if you feel like it. Like, can I get a volunteer? Stop crying over spilled milk and maybe start cry into your beer instead.

Settle down if that’s your plan: raise a family, join the PTA, buy sensible shoes and a Chevrolet, then party ’til you’re broke and they drive you away. But, hey - it’s OK, you can dare to be stupid. Burn your candle at both ends, look a gift horse in the mouth, and remember: mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can aim high or sit around and watch Leave To Beaver - the future’s up to you. So what are you gonna do? You can dare to be stupid to.
dirge · M
start small and ask for clarification.

 
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