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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Well sir, it’s not that humans are shrinking, it’s that the earth is growing. You see, heaven is in the clouds above earth and they are constantly sweeping the floor, sprinkling dust down of us at a rate of roughly 100 tons, or 769 Dwayne Johnson’s, every day making the earth grow larger and making us seem smaller in comparison.