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Word of warning, DO NOT, use a lighted match to check if there is any petrol left in a fuel can!

hunkalove · 61-69, M Best Comment
Now you tell me!
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@hunkalove Thanks for BA, Professor! Your encouragement has made another day worth living! Now I'm a'headin' on over to Miley's house and the heck with that pesky restraining order!

TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Obviously. A quality lighter is more reliable 😌😌

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Why not? You get an instant answer either way! Either you still have eyebrows and it’s empty, or you melt your face off and burn down the storage shed with you still inside it, in which case it’s soon empty anyway 🤷‍♂
TrashCat · M
🤯

My ex checked the level of propane in our underground tank at night with a butane lighter.

True story
deadgerbil · 26-30
I learnt to do that on Facebook tho
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@deadgerbil Oh, sorry I may need to rethink.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@AndysAttic the intellectual giants on Facebook do not like to be questioned. They will go Karen on you
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