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Consider the older trick or treaters too! Have a few pair of compression socks and some denture cream on hand!
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Zaphod42 Damn straight.
LadyBronte · 56-60, F
I took my kid trick or treating once. One family liked my costume so much, they gave me a baked potato and a wine cooler. 😄😄
True story.
True story.
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Adogslife · 61-69, M
@LadyBronte And do we get to know the costume?
LadyBronte · 56-60, F
@Adogslife It wasn't all that great. My kid was a bumble bee and I was a flower, my face right in the center of the petals. 😂
Adogslife · 61-69, M
@LadyBronte That’s really sweet.
Very true, but finding suppositories in my bag was not amusing. 😒
buriedalive · 46-50, M
I'm 49 and wish there was trick or treating for adults. I love Halloween give me a jello shot or something
hunkalove · 61-69, M
You tell 'em, Professor! I live in Colorado and mostly what I get is broccoli and Brussel sprouts!
WrinklySchlong · 100+, M
The nursing homes are handing out shots of tequila tonight
Aaaaw I thought you were called trick or troopers🤔😅