WORD OF WARNING!!! These new fangled 'Pods' go into your 'earhole'. I misread the instructions and am now in an NHS waiting room with a child with

Lie about it, Professor. Tell them your doctor was a drunk American and you shall consult your solicitor, also an American.

Poor parenting skills sound like the cause.

Always read the fine print first.

ZOUNDS! It doth appear that these ‘Pods’ hath ignited a revolution in the realm of avant-garde fashion! Ere long, we shall witness folk donning toasters upon their crowns and blenders as accoutrements. Pray, let us hope the NHS waiting chamber doth not transform into a bazaar of kitchen contraptions! Best of luck extricating all from their newfound ‘attire’!