Go Green people! There is no need to wash your hands after visiting the toilet unless you accidentally sprinkle on your hands, it wastes water!

Also, if you are carrying out a 'heavier' operation in the toilet and find that you have only used one side of the toilet paper please ensure that you leave this (clean side up) for the next user which will save on paper...Also, no need to flush as the next user (that has used the other side of the toilet paper) can do this.

It is important that we think about these things to save the planet.

I know you all understand this but when I was arrested by the 5G police and the illuminati for being 'unhygienic', well...They were wrong! They closed down my restaurant where as Head Chef I provided the best fish and chips in the business.

Your support is appreciated.

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TrunkZ · 56-60, M Best Comment

When your legal woes are resolved, perhaps you could share your culinary skills with the SW cafeteria? Food, much like the SW feed, should be fresh 😌😌

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AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@TrunkZ Sir, I feel I can improve the cuse...the cusin...the cysun...the...I feel that the level of cullanerry...err, the cullan...I have SPAM!

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@AndysAttic I can hardly wait to see your creations 😌😌

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@AndysAttic Thanks for BC

deadgerbil · 26-30

I go green all the way, to the extent I use my own yellow liquid as mouth wash. Why by Listerine that has nanochips in it and that comes in a plastic bottle when I produce my own mouth wash that tastes just as bad

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@deadgerbil Damn straight.

NativePortlander1970

@deadgerbil 😶

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Ppl could always do what we auzzies do…

Don’t piss all over your fingers.. 🤔🕺

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Indeed Sir...A lesson for us all.

Fieldmaster · 46-50, M

Listen man, that is why i always make the most of the roll, every sheet is used to the max/ recycled. With ever use, start from one edge, fold and keep going until that side is done and then fold it and use the otherside.