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Sir, we are always hearing about the North Pole and South Pole, but no one talks about the Centre Pole. As the name implies it is half way between the two and it is unfair this important area of the Earth gets neglected by scientists, creationists and media alike. Much more needs to be done to highlight the problems of this area and its ecology. The reason everything is going to Hull in a handbag is because there has been a Poleist attitude in favour of North and South Poles. It is the one place where Sahara like conditions and ice shelves exist side by side and elephants and polar bears compete for the right to eat the residing penguins and sea tigers. Raise the profile of the Centre Pole now, good people!
justanothername · 51-55, M
I’ve never seen any Kangaroos or Drop
bears in Austria, I thought they were Australian?
bears in Austria, I thought they were Australian?
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hunkalove · 61-69, M
@justanothername Donny Osmond. They were in the Skegness Scoundrels kazoo band together.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@hunkalove Indeed Sir, I fell in love with Marie but she wouldn't talk to me again after I blew my noses in her paper roses.
The global flood happened when I left the bathroom tap running one morning. Sorry, Earth!
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@jackieash27 I fell and hit the WC and this in turn managed to break the plastic pipe that fed the cistern the water...the water quickly flooded and soaked into the electrical cupboard below which shorted out the electricity in the whole house...A big plumber and electrician bill followed, and a black eye but I did not feel that too much as I was pissed at the time.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
CHECKMATE AHTEITISTS
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@NativePortlander1970 Today? I have been drunk since 1987.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@NativePortlander1970 Well, maybe not but I did have 2 cans of cider on Saturday.
@AndysAtticSo what? I've been drunk since before my parents were born.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Like2play · M
4000 years ago? What a joke.
MaryDreamilton · 46-50, F
Austria? Kangaroos? I always thought they were from Australia.
tindrummer · M
🙄😅
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@NativePortlander1970
Awiens? We better hide.
Awiens? We better hide.
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