The 'Man' has set the standard for scientific discovery and do not dare question this or you will be in trouble. I have discovered that the Moon and

the Sun are actually the same planet. I observed them over 24 hours and made some dramatic findings. During the night I could see this planet (which I have renamed the 'Soon'). Through my telescope I could see the 'Moon' clearly but when it changed into the 'Sun' I found that my eyes started to water and everything turned black. This would be proof enough that the 'Man' had put something into the Suns force field to stop people looking at the 'Soon' with telescopes during the daytime.

Also, they knew I was on to something as the Illuminati police turned up at my door and confiscated my telescope, they said that I was using it to spy on the over 40's women's swimming club. The lengths they will go to, to discredit a recognised creation scientist.

They also made me return the underwear stolen from the over 40's club that somebody had planted in my bedroom every week for 2 months that I did not notice.

I know this is 'TDLR' people...But, YOU MUST follow the Creation Science as the 'Man' is trying to science us.