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NEWSFLASH! Greatest mystery of the global flood has been solved by scientists. The mystery around how kangaroos got to Australia, polar bears to

the South Pole and Penguins to the North Pole.

Creation scientists have found that penguins flew to the North Pole from the Ark and then, since they no longer needed to fly anywhere their wings shrunk.

It stands to reason that when Kangaroos went to Austria they also flew and this is the same with polar bears but they went to the South Pole. When they got there, their wings must have shrunk or fallen off as they were no longer needed.

Critics may say that penguins still have wings but polar bears don't, well the reason is quite simple. The penguins were the last to leave so their wings have not shrunk completely yet.

Once again creation science piling on the evidence.
deadgerbil · 22-25 Best Comment
Ken Ham has a slightly different version, but I'll take either or over the scientists who insist that we should have 5G catheters

SlaveEt · 36-40, F
That is as logical an explanation as any found in the Christian Bible👍
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
I wonder how many bottles of tequila it took for them to come up with that
Annabelle05 · 18-21, F
This should totally end any argument on creation v science.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Spot on, Professor! I don't know what we would do without you!
tenente · 100+, M
geezus murphy 🤦‍♂️

 
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