Effects of the Vax and 5G. Ever since I was vaccinated I have been drinking every day doing strange things, only yesterday I

almost drowned. True, the miniature robots that were injected into my body to make money for these big farmers ordered me to go to the fountain in the park and throw myself in. I dully followed these orders.

Strangely, I was saved by the forces of the New World Order, I was stopped in my quest by the local Bobby (Policeman) who informed me that I would not be able to drown myself in that particular fountain because it was actually a pedestrian crossing and that the moisture that I had thought was drowning me had actually came from my own body, he then proceeded to give me a warning for (apparently, once again) going out in public with no trousers on and being pished.

Clearly the Big Farmers have something else in mind for me...