Police State UK. WOKE gone mad. It is now illegal for a man to go to the swimming pool in a single piece costume.

I was shocked and stunned. Indeed, whilst swimming merrily with the mixed over 40's group at the local swimming baths I was aghast to find myself being whistled at by the life guard and forcibly being removed from the pool. I was astonished to find that I was then arrested by the local police force and incarcerated into the local goal. Well, I demanded to see the officer in charge and I explained to him that I had visited these baths for many a year and it seemed that a one piece suit was adequate attire for a gentleman wishing to take advantage of the local facilities. He muttered something about that swimming trunks/shorts were traditionally worn on the lower half of the body and not as a hat but he knew, and I knew that I had been arrested for nought...Thoughts please.