I flew to Austria, what a scam. Apparently it was going to be a 12 hour flight but it only took 1..(proof of the flat Earth?), and when I got there

@HannibalAteMeOut I know...to be honest I thought it was a Potemkin Village laid out by the Illuminati because they knew I was onto them.

@HannibalAteMeOut

@hunkalove As I suspected.

@hunkalove Get's us all old chap, the illuminati are among us.

@Convivial One of the greatest scenes I witnessed was the yodellers performing on top of Uluru, I think it was Uluru but it may have just been a really big red mound...hard to say, I was pissed at the time.

@AndysAttic you get that a lot... If there was snow hanging around it probably wasn't Uluru

@Convivial I see, well I did go there in the summer so that would not be an issue.

@RedBaron Isn't Austria the Capital of Australia?

@Lilnonames I know, security tried to throw me off because the height limit was 3'2" but I am a sovereign citizen dammit.