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I flew to Austria, what a scam. Apparently it was going to be a 12 hour flight but it only took 1..(proof of the flat Earth?), and when I got there

I never saw a single Kangaroo. To me this is clear proof that the 'man' is lying about the shape of the Earth.

I would be grateful for your opinions.
HannibalAteMeOut22-25, F Best Comment
And they were speaking German there too, as if America didn't win WWII 馃槖
AndysAttic56-60, M
@HannibalAteMeOut I know...to be honest I thought it was a Potemkin Village laid out by the Illuminati because they knew I was onto them.

hunkalove61-69, M
The reason why you didn't see any kangaroos in Australia is because when Hitler invaded it in 1938 he sold all of them to Michael Jackson.
AndysAttic56-60, M
@hunkalove As I suspected.
hunkalove61-69, M
Reminds me of when I went to Hollywood and the only movie star I saw was Dolly Parton. And not a single palm tree!
AndysAttic56-60, M
@hunkalove Get's us all old chap, the illuminati are among us.
Convivial26-30, F
Yep. Never trust anyone who yodels... It's just not natural
AndysAttic56-60, M
@Convivial One of the greatest scenes I witnessed was the yodellers performing on top of Uluru, I think it was Uluru but it may have just been a really big red mound...hard to say, I was pissed at the time.
Convivial26-30, F
@AndysAttic you get that a lot... If there was snow hanging around it probably wasn't Uluru
AndysAttic56-60, M
@Convivial I see, well I did go there in the summer so that would not be an issue.
Its the fish eye lense brother ...
RedBaronM
Maybe because you went to AUSTRIA, but kangaroos inhabit AUSTRALIA. What say you, Einstein?
AndysAttic56-60, M
@RedBaron Isn't Austria the Capital of Australia?
DrPhibesM
And they sound like they're from Boston. What's going on there? 馃槢
Justmeraeagain51-55, F
It's all a scam!
Hotpynkiller36-40, F
LilnonamesF
That's cause you road the airplane at the amusement park
AndysAttic56-60, M
@Lilnonames I know, security tried to throw me off because the height limit was 3'2" but I am a sovereign citizen dammit.

 
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