I flew to Austria, what a scam. Apparently it was going to be a 12 hour flight but it only...

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F Best Comment

And they were speaking German there too, as if America didn't win WWII 😒

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@HannibalAteMeOut I know...to be honest I thought it was a Potemkin Village laid out by the Illuminati because they knew I was onto them.

hunkalove · 61-69, M

The reason why you didn't see any kangaroos in Australia is because when Hitler invaded it in 1938 he sold all of them to Michael Jackson.

hunkalove · 61-69, M

Reminds me of when I went to Hollywood and the only movie star I saw was Dolly Parton. And not a single palm tree!

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@hunkalove Get's us all old chap, the illuminati are among us.

Convivial · 26-30, F

Yep. Never trust anyone who yodels... It's just not natural

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Convivial One of the greatest scenes I witnessed was the yodellers performing on top of Uluru, I think it was Uluru but it may have just been a really big red mound...hard to say, I was pissed at the time.

Convivial · 26-30, F

@AndysAttic you get that a lot... If there was snow hanging around it probably wasn't Uluru

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Convivial I see, well I did go there in the summer so that would not be an issue.

RedBaron · M

Maybe because you went to AUSTRIA, but kangaroos inhabit AUSTRALIA. What say you, Einstein?

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@RedBaron Isn't Austria the Capital of Australia?

DrPhibes · M

And they sound like they're from Boston. What's going on there? 😛

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Lilnonames I know, security tried to throw me off because the height limit was 3'2" but I am a sovereign citizen dammit.

I flew to Austria, what a scam. Apparently it was going to be a 12 hour flight but it only took 1..(proof of the flat Earth?), and when I got there