I flew to Austria, what a scam. Apparently it was going to be a 12 hour flight but it only took 1..(proof of the flat Earth?), and when I got there
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And they were speaking German there too, as if America didn't win WWII 馃槖
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@HannibalAteMeOut I know...to be honest I thought it was a Potemkin Village laid out by the Illuminati because they knew I was onto them.
hunkalove 路 61-69, M
The reason why you didn't see any kangaroos in Australia is because when Hitler invaded it in 1938 he sold all of them to Michael Jackson.
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@hunkalove As I suspected.
hunkalove 路 61-69, M
Reminds me of when I went to Hollywood and the only movie star I saw was Dolly Parton. And not a single palm tree!
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@hunkalove Get's us all old chap, the illuminati are among us.
Convivial 路 26-30, F
Yep. Never trust anyone who yodels... It's just not natural
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@Convivial One of the greatest scenes I witnessed was the yodellers performing on top of Uluru, I think it was Uluru but it may have just been a really big red mound...hard to say, I was pissed at the time.
Convivial 路 26-30, F
@AndysAttic you get that a lot... If there was snow hanging around it probably wasn't Uluru
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@Convivial I see, well I did go there in the summer so that would not be an issue.
Its the fish eye lense brother ...
RedBaron 路 M
Maybe because you went to AUSTRIA, but kangaroos inhabit AUSTRALIA. What say you, Einstein?
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@RedBaron Isn't Austria the Capital of Australia?
DrPhibes 路 M
And they sound like they're from Boston. What's going on there? 馃槢
Justmeraeagain 路 51-55, F
It's all a scam!
Hotpynkiller 路 36-40, F
Lmao
Lilnonames 路 F
That's cause you road the airplane at the amusement park
AndysAttic 路 56-60, M
@Lilnonames I know, security tried to throw me off because the height limit was 3'2" but I am a sovereign citizen dammit.
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