You Know the Needles they keep finding in the Ball Pits at McDonald's??
I hear they have covid vaccine in them now!!
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TinyViolins · 31-35, M
That's horrifying. Things like heroin or meth, I could live with. But to actually have a provably effective, life-saving scientific miracle in a place where a child could receive them is too much
We take our children to McDonalds because we don't care about their health. It completely invalidates all of our efforts if someone's out there trying to protect them from a deadly virus
We take our children to McDonalds because we don't care about their health. It completely invalidates all of our efforts if someone's out there trying to protect them from a deadly virus
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TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@MrBrownstone But it does go a long way towards preventing hospitalizations and death. I go to McDonalds expecting it to kill someone
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@TinyViolins Tell me how eating McDonald’s is healthy for you.
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@MrBrownstone Their chicken nuggets are full of steroids, which makes you stronger, faster, and more likely to play in the MLB All-Star Game
Doomflower · 36-40, M
windinhishair · 61-69, M
The Big Macs contain nanobots that are coated with vaccine so they can move around inside the body.
windinhishair · 61-69, M
@GerOttman They are calling them the new 5G fries.