Why do a lot of Southern people look like zombies?

Too much whiskey.

I thought its the other way around? southern people are pretty animated. northern people are stiff walking, heads down, on their phone kind of people. zombie.

Spend a couple of days in 95 degree weather and 95% humidity and see how frisky you feel.

Is it the missing teeth?

The T-Virus is common down there.

Chud butter n gritz

Meth.

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