I said you can’t wish for more wishes

That means I still have another wish

Says who?

I am determining how I should go about commenting. Lol

😳! Well, it's your own fault by implying I owed you something for doing your job and granting me my wishes. I'm sure your head will return to normal size in this century....maybe. Anyway, I only asked you to replace the wish I used on you! Next time be careful what you wish for!

Give me another chance and I’ll use my fourth wish to free you.

Alight. I collected seven dragon balls.


"Shamron rise!!!!!"




Shamron: "I am the magic dragon. State your wish"



Me: "Magic Dragon. My wish for ShepherdBard to have long sharp pointy nipples, that can connect to Wifi!!!!"

Shamron: " Your Wish is granted"

Oh, that's why you're so small...
so you can fit into the lamp 🪔

I'm always getting fukked over one way or another

I wish you don't have a mouth