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When you use Dr. Seuss pickup up lines

[quote]Would you like to see my house?
Would you like to unbutton my blouse?
Would you like to grazzle my flam?
And in the morning, green eggs and ham! [/quote]

Goals
SW-User
I'm almost tempted ask for clarification on "frazzle my flam.". Almost.
PoizonApple · 41-45, F
Horton Honks My Hooters?
LMAO yes
Ynotjenn · F
Would you do me on a boat?
Could you do me on a moat?


I'm onto something here...
🤔
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I`d only do you when you float!
SW-User
Have no fear my dear, I could do you far or near. In a nice comfy bed, while standing on my head.
Ynotjenn · F
@Degbeme: @Tyrrrr: Bravo! 🤗
SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M
.-. I wanna marry someone who asks me out like dis..
same
you are the best Sona!!👍🏼
awww thanks 😳
SW-User
A heffelhump 😆😆
SW-User
Can I do you, you're a fox? I would do you in a box, I would do you with no socks!
SW-User
@Ynotjenn: well it's been awhile since I've seen them so maybe if you could throw mama some sugar, I wouldn't need this Excedrin!
Ynotjenn · F
@Archiesgirl:
SW-User
@Ynotjenn: you know how to make a gal feel special!
meJess · F
Or Dr. Seuss put down lines :)


I do not care what sign you are
I do not care about your car
nor what it is you do for work
you're kind of an annoying jerk

I will not go home with you
I would rather eat my shoe
I could eat it in the bar
Then I could barf it on your car
SW-User
That is impressive stuff there!
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
"Grazzle my flam"??? 😂

 
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