When you use Dr. Seuss pickup up lines

Would you like to see my house?
Would you like to unbutton my blouse?
Would you like to grazzle my flam?
And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

Goals

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Ynotjenn · F

Would you do me on a boat?
Could you do me on a moat?

I'm onto something here...
🤔

Degbeme · 70-79, M

I`d only do you when you float!

SW-User

Have no fear my dear, I could do you far or near. In a nice comfy bed, while standing on my head.

Ynotjenn · F

@Degbeme: @Tyrrrr: Bravo! 🤗