When you use Dr. Seuss pickup up lines

Would you like to see my house?
Would you like to unbutton my blouse?
Would you like to grazzle my flam?
And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

Goals

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meJess · F

Or Dr. Seuss put down lines :)

I do not care what sign you are
I do not care about your car
nor what it is you do for work
you're kind of an annoying jerk

I will not go home with you
I would rather eat my shoe
I could eat it in the bar
Then I could barf it on your car