What's the strangest dream you remember having?

So many weird ones to choose from! Like defending San Jose from a Chinese army invasion by holding the Costco in order to cut off their food supply. Or defending Chicago from an army of 20 foot gummy bears using Doritos as throwing stars. Or skiing down a mountain of sharks with cats strapped to my feet while it snows whipped cream. Or the one the other night where I was a financial advisor married with two daughters on our way to a dinner with the father in law at the country club. We get there and I see my best friend (Brice, who I had met at Yale) being arrested for insider trading. His wife is pissed and swears she'll divorce him if he's convicted.