What's the strangest dream you remember having?

So many weird ones to choose from! Like defending San Jose from a Chinese army invasion by holding the Costco in order to cut off their food supply. Or defending Chicago from an army of 20 foot gummy bears using Doritos as throwing stars. Or skiing down a mountain of sharks with cats strapped to my feet while it snows whipped cream. Or the one the other night where I was a financial advisor married with two daughters on our way to a dinner with the father in law at the country club. We get there and I see my best friend (Brice, who I had met at Yale) being arrested for insider trading. His wife is pissed and swears she'll divorce him if he's convicted.

My grandfather, who had died years earlier, called me on the phone.
He kept telling me how much he missed me and how good it was to hear my voice.
I said “But Grandpa, you’re dead!”
He replied “Oh!” and hung up.
I have vowed never to tell him he’s dead if he ever calls.

I was in a house which looked like one I had lived in years ago. It was pitch black and there was a knocking at the door, I knew if I opened the door it was bad news. The nightmare gave me bad headaches for a week

Yes, just last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone!

[c=#359E00]i climb down a building through it's pipe[/c]

I died and heaven was very boring.

To many to mention

they're all weird