Any nice Orthodox Jewish lady interested in The Gerbil ?

He will convert for you and move to Brooklyn ...children will attend Yeshiva schools only

Serious applicants only

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Those Orthodox Jewish women from Brooklyn are hardcore. The Gerbil’s in for quite a ride.

@deadgerbil Okay already, slap it up against your computer screen and I’ll take a look. 🙄

deadgerbil · 26-30

@pripyatamusementpark @OlderSometimesWiser I'll post it in the image feed

Jk lol I'm not that bold

@deadgerbil You can throw these on it to protect its identity.

Madmonk · M

Does she need her own sheet?😐

@Madmonk it's forbidden

Madmonk · M

@pripyatamusementpark damn. He is so out of luck. Hopefully he can hold his breath

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HannahSky · F

Idk if the @deadgerbil can handle that.

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