Any nice Orthodox Jewish lady interested in The Gerbil ?

He will convert for you and move to Brooklyn ...children will attend Yeshiva schools only

Serious applicants only

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Madmonk · M

Does she need her own sheet?😐

SW-User

@Madmonk one will be provided for her from the rabbi

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SW-User

@Madmonk she's a chaste and modest woman

Madmonk · M

@SW-User I’m worried the gerbil may not be kosher for her intended purposes

SW-User

@Madmonk he will keep kosher and will have a proper bris too

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SW-User

@Madmonk I'm working hard to find him a proper mate

Madmonk · M

@SW-User he will probably need a wetsuit and a snorkel too

SW-User

@Madmonk it's forbidden

Madmonk · M

@SW-User damn. He is so out of luck. Hopefully he can hold his breath

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