Any nice Orthodox Jewish lady interested in The Gerbil ?

He will convert for you and move to Brooklyn ...children will attend Yeshiva schools only

Serious applicants only

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Those Orthodox Jewish women from Brooklyn are hardcore. The Gerbil’s in for quite a ride.

@OlderSometimesWiser He's gonna have to man up

@pripyatamusementpark Could mean a circumcision in his future, turn his Ballpark Frank into a Hebrew National.

@OlderSometimesWiser he needs to do this right

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@OlderSometimesWiser I'm already cut, thank you

@deadgerbil Please submit a pic to the OP for verification. This is serious business, can’t take any chances.

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@OlderSometimesWiser I need to let the Chavura inspect it so naturally that will include you too

@deadgerbil Sorry, I’m busy that day.

@deadgerbil They don't just accept anyone

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@pripyatamusementpark I need verification so please someone help me

@deadgerbil Okay already, slap it up against your computer screen and I’ll take a look. 🙄

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@pripyatamusementpark @OlderSometimesWiser I'll post it in the image feed

Jk lol I'm not that bold

@deadgerbil You can throw these on it to protect its identity.