All the time! 🙄

I'm from a time before buttons. You must find the key.

I barely notice you

Ive only ever seen you be nice

My belly button?

Oh...I get it...this is about a stool ?

No, that's my job!

Not at all. It’s always good to see you.

No they're too high up for you to reach

Im not fancy enough to have buttons. I use buckles instead.

Grinding my gears

Surprisingly, no

I use zippers.

Keep your hands to yourself.

Better than pulling down my zipper.

You cant reach them

Nah... you're not tall enough...

Scientists are still trying to find an answer. 🤔

More like getting my goat. Or in my case, abducting my duck.

Yes, dwarves annoy me