Let’s play another game 😁

@SUPERVlXEN you’ll be up next

@deadgerbil forgive me, I’m so quick to anger when you push my buttons

@itsok You’re the best 🩷

@deadgerbil
Samedt.

@mindstruggle you and spunfukn will live childless in a shack in Vilnius Lithuania. You’ll drive a 2015 BMW gran coupe and be a midwife

@itsok
Damn. I’d be delivering babies but don’t have my own. I’ll take it! 😅

@SW-User more like rich as f ...i don't give a f...and i'm off to the rodeo....on my horse. we do bareback...hold on tight hun 🥰

@SW-User ^^^^ THAT is the kind of attentive husband we needed for you 😁

@itsok definitely!

@SW-User this is so dark and funny.

@Pfuzylogic 🤔

@ExtremeNext Who you gonna call?

@ExtremeNext

@SW-User nah, if there’s a gender and orientation on the profile I’ll take that into consideration, and I’ll take a look at the person’s friend list if that’s open. Then I’ll see who has interacted frequently with their recent posts, and just decide who to put from a mix of all that

@SW-User

@itsok That makes more sense. I enjoyed this post, thank you!

@thepreposterouspanda you and nerdypotato will live in a mansion with your two kids in Cape Town. You’ll drive a 2005 dodge viper and have a job in telesales

@thepreposterouspanda sexy😘

@sharpie hmmm... me thinks not. 🤔

@Degbeme send me your address i’m coming 🤨

@sharpie

@AuRevoir hey hey heyyyyy! No messing with Reese's. That's serious business. Doves will poop on your head

@Bexsy You're not the magician here! 🙄 I am!

@AuRevoir oh yeah 😒

*Hold a dove over your head until it poops* magic

@Bexsy goood morrrniiing, bexsy!!! You and Bard will live in a house with your one child in Petawawa, Ontario. You’ll drive a 1991 Mack CF Ladder (that’s a fire truck, I’m so sorry 😂) and you’ll do windshield repairs

@itsok I'm laughing so hard!

Bard and I could use that ladder 😬

@SW-User noooo! I will resume in a couple hours

@SW-User
You can have a sneak peek at my results further down the thread 😳

@SW-User you and nerdysoph (sorry about two sophs, but love is love 😌) will live in a house with your four kids in Broken Hill, Australia. You’ll drive a 2007 612 Scaglietti and you’ll be a librarian

@Degbeme she’ll be 4 in February

@Miklee02 Holy smokes! Where has the time gone? 😲 Have a great time this weekend. 🤗

@Degbeme oh I plan on it 🤓

@Ashly you and muthafukakones will live in a house with your five beautiful children in brantford, Ontario. You’ll drive a 2001 BAR 003, and you’ll be an illustrator

@itsok anyone but him 🫣
Damn those are all bad except for the car (had too google what it was ) 😂

@SkeetSkeet our little rug rats

@deadgerbil go to bookkeeping school rn

@SkeetSkeet I'll keep your books alright

@JustGoneNow Loool, what kind of a game is this? 🤭

@CrazyMusicLover I totally would have married you too 😉

@CrazyMusicLover it’s a silly game called MASH that grade school girls play in the US to see who they will marry and where they will live and stuff. It’s just some silly fun. lol

@itsok lol no rush! I appreciate the time and effort though (:

@SooperSarah you and pentacorn will live in an apartment in St. Louis, Missouri with your one child. You’ll drive a 2017 Toyota GT 86 and you’ll be an editor.

@itsok well, at least it's a short move lol

@NerdyPotato you and bookerdana will live with your two kids in a house in Oshawa Ontario. You’ll drive a mahindra kuv100 nxt and you’ll be a customs officer

@itsok two kids may be a little difficult with @bookerdana 🤣

@NerdyPotato I wish you luck 🙏

@caPnAhab you and pentacorn will live in an apartment with no kids in Lexington, Kentucky. You’ll drive a 2003 Suzuki TL1000R and you’ll be a lap dancer

@itsok
Lucky Kentucky that's a lot to take in.

@itsok aww the Honda Amaze is a cute car.

@SW-User I’m glad you’re looking on the bright side lol

@itsok lol

@itsok
Weeeee...


@SW-User, will you stay home with our junior in the shack or join me in the van? 😏

@SUPERVlXEN I’ll be where the food is

@SW-User
That's my wifey! 😌

@MsSwan Allllrightt, let's go babe, Quebec is nice! The car is a old though! and an apartment. At least you are good company

@MsSwan I will say, yours was very mild in comparison with a lot of other’s 😂

@JimboSaturn

@SethGreene531 you and queendragonfly will live in a house with your five kids in Mount Etna, Italy. You’ll drive a 1991 Italdesign Nazca and you’ll be a chef

@itsok 😅That's the best! I love the form...nice touch!👍
Wondering how we'll fit a robust chef and 5 kids into our Nazca 😆

Does Queendragonfly know yet???

@SethGreene531 yoohoo, @Queendragonfly

@WalkingDeadLover I’m tired, but alright.
You and sarahconnorT800 will live in a mansion in Valley East, Ontario. You’ll drive a 2016 Nissan Altima and you’ll be a dental hygienist

@itsok nice but that’s my sister though

@WalkingDeadLover I recommend birth control 🙏

@Ontheroad you and bijouxbroussard will live in an apartment together with your four children 😁 in drammen, Norway. You’ll drive a 2005 Ford GT and you’ll be a firefighter

@itsok @bijouxbroussard Hey bij, better go find the winter clothes😁

@Ontheroad Norway ?

@Beautywithin your wait is over! You and cherny will live in a house alone, in welshpool, uk. You’ll drive a 1997 Lamborghini Diablo, and you’ll be a secretary

@pride49 you and guitarman123 will live in a shack with your seven kids in laon, France. You’ll drive a 2003 Lamborghini Gallardo and you’ll be a web developer

@itsok haha. Thanks xD

@JimboSaturn you and barbossa husband will live in a shack with your five kids in Long Beach, California. You’ll drive a 1998 ford mondeo and you’ll be a travel agent

@rootbeardy ok, I’ll take my rootbeer now
You and deathfairy will live in an apartment with your three rootbeer loving children in Minsk, Belarus. You’ll drive a 1993 Nissan Primera and you’ll be a medical sonographer

@itsok You are a smart businesswoman 🍻

@Uniquesara you and rootbeardy and your two children will live in a mansion in San Juan, Puerto Rico. You’ll drive a 2003 Infiniti G35 and you’ll be a politician

@SW-User you and joyfulsilence will live in an apartment with your three children in Boise, Idaho. You’ll drive a 2014 Audi A5 and you’ll be an au pair

@itsok sounds idyllic

@Justenjoyit is thi cat your's I'd have its ears checked

@Justenjoyit you and thinkingaloud will live in a house with your three kids in vantaa, Finland. You’ll drive a 2024 ford mustang to your job as a meteorologist

@itsok Thank you for your time to write that

@AliceinWonderland you and ddonde will live in a shack with your three children in Bakersfield, California. You’ll drive a caterpillar hydraulic excavator (😂 sorry) and you’ll be an interpreter

@itsok thank you. this is my dream car!

@WalkingDeadLover when I get through with everyone’s first games I can do seconds

@itsok ok

@BridgeOvertroubledWaters MASH

@HijabaDabbaDoo you and count scrofula will live with your four children in an apartment in Fort McMurray, Alberta. You’ll drive a 1993 Toyota Supra and you’ll be a chimney sweep

@SW-User we fix a lot of stuff with duct tape and bailing wire.

@itsok yes! 😂

@itsok what does arsonist pay?

@C11111111111111 good morning. You and fairy dust will live with your eight children in a shack in huesca, Spain. You’ll drive a 1978 DKW Munda and you’ll be a film director