I've seen those before...they're dangerous!

Nah, I would just assume someone was playing a prank on me...

That’s either a Prank or an Ex.

That tiny smile is making me so uncomfortable

Yes. I would be afraid of dying of a cuteness overdose.

The knife is disconcerting. But the smile is calming. 😳

Well, I’d check the security camera footage and then whatever neighbor put it there could find out what happens when you threaten me and my wife.
🔫🗡⛏🧨⚰️

Nuu, 👊🏼

I would relate to it

Doesn't look to mean

More apocalyptic chaos!

Yes

yes

Aww cute.

Cute 🤗💕

I'd just hope no one would want that back 😍

Terrified

Now that's a knife 😬

*runs and kicks it then immediately bolts back inside*

Id fetch a baseball bat and interrogate from a safe distance the lil thing before letting it in.

I'd get my gun keep it handy

But wait! A free knife!

I'd probably shoot it for giggles.

I wanna put that on my fire escape 😍

Lolno

Im gonna kick it into the next town.