Does anybody know what this is?

It's a portable bottle opener...the bottom bit pulls out to give more purchase as you lever the bottle top off...(it can also be used to lever off a bikini bottom!!!)

Fire rod magnesium stick/bottle/can opener?

Well back in the day we called either "a crank" or "a church key" or "a bottle opener".

Bottle opener ?
With a stopper ?

Fashion coordinated stun gun that you hang on the outside of your white Armani skirt.

Umbrella handle. broken of course.

Fire starter

Magnesium rod

A thingamajig.

Pocket pen with bottle opener

I been looking for that.

Could it be a whistle?

No idea...

Nope

anything can be sex toy if u get creative right?

I am clueless

Window part for blinds

A dildo for android, obviously !

Dildo for very small dwarves

Looks like a door lock