OMG I left the SW Image Page open on my desk at workAt least 10 people will see it before I get there in the morning. š What should I do?
Geography, jokeHey Tammy, have you met my cousin from LA no I havenāt you never told me you had relatives from California. No not California LA.,āLower Alabama š
Redneck of the day, CourtneyHey Tammy, I reckon old Jimbos in jail. Say what? Yeah, he went to Courtney and they locked him up.
Weirdest dish youāve ate?Stew catfish I made for my exā¦ Duck! I couldnāt finish it š« Iām like āyouāre literally eating a duckā then I died on the scene
Sunday funny.What do a gynaecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but know it would be wrong to eat it.
Dating joke, kind ofA boyfriend says to the girlfriend hey baby I want in your pants she said thatās OK thereās only one room for an A$$hole in here
Redneck jokeWhat does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Somebodyās losing a trailer
Body count jokeA boyfriend says to her girlfriend how many men have you slept with in your life ?,she says only you thatās incredible. She said well, all the rest of them kept me up all night
I forgot again.What is the difference between an optimist, and a woman taking a bubble bath? Well, one has hope in their soul and the other has soap in their hole.
Good to be olderBeing older than 40 means, telephones with cameras, didnāt record all the stupid things you did, when you were youngš