A Country Doctor
A country doctor wanted to skip work and go hunting 🎯, so he told his janitor:
“Buddy, I’m going huntin’ tomorrow. Watch the clinic for me and take care of the patients. I’ll give you $50.”
“Yessir!” Buddy replied.
The next day, the doctor comes back:
“How’d it go, Buddy?”
Buddy grins: “Three patients. First one had a headache - gave him Tylenol. 💊”
“Bravo! And the second?”
“Stomachache - gave him Maalox.” 🤢➡💊
“Excellent! And the third?”
“Well, Doc, I was having a smoke 🚬 when this woman came rushing in. She stripped off everything - bra, panties, the whole works - and lay on the table screaming, ‘HELP ME, I haven’t seen a man in over two years!’ 😳🔥”
The doctor gasped: “Good heavens, Buddy! What did you do??”
Buddy said: “I put drops in her eyes.” 👀😂
“Buddy, I’m going huntin’ tomorrow. Watch the clinic for me and take care of the patients. I’ll give you $50.”
“Yessir!” Buddy replied.
The next day, the doctor comes back:
“How’d it go, Buddy?”
Buddy grins: “Three patients. First one had a headache - gave him Tylenol. 💊”
“Bravo! And the second?”
“Stomachache - gave him Maalox.” 🤢➡💊
“Excellent! And the third?”
“Well, Doc, I was having a smoke 🚬 when this woman came rushing in. She stripped off everything - bra, panties, the whole works - and lay on the table screaming, ‘HELP ME, I haven’t seen a man in over two years!’ 😳🔥”
The doctor gasped: “Good heavens, Buddy! What did you do??”
Buddy said: “I put drops in her eyes.” 👀😂
