This is a good one
Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together, the wife was the first to die and true to her words, she made the first contact:
W : "Darling... Darling"
H : "Is that you Baby ?"
W : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"
H : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
W : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex with a man. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times with two different guys.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex with many different men until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
H : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"
W : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”.. 😂🤣
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together, the wife was the first to die and true to her words, she made the first contact:
W : "Darling... Darling"
H : "Is that you Baby ?"
W : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"
H : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
W : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex with a man. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times with two different guys.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex with many different men until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
H : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"
W : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”.. 😂🤣
