Gets me in trouble...

My sense of humor can sometimes be a bit on the naughty side. For a long explanation, at my last job the techs were called in because a lady in adjudication had problems with her space bar sticking. The newer guy tried everything to fix the problem, but couldn't figure it out. The more experienced tech took one look and left the room before anyone could see him bust out laughing. It seems a certain part of the lady's anatomy was pressing on the spacebar without her realizing it. When my boss told me about it, I said, "What did they put on the after-action report? 1. Operator of this terminal is a real boob. 2. Working on this problem has been a titillating experience. Or 3. We are staying abreast of this technical issue." I dunno, things just hit me in a certain way and I turn into Hawkeye Pierce with a side of Ginger Lynn, lol! 😳