I wanted to see if my erectile dysfunction was because of you.

You were at the hospital for two weeks. A man has needs.

It was a misunderstanding, her name was the same as yours so I got confused.

You know how I love my dog? I want to pet it every day. But when I see another dog, I want to pet it too. It doesn't mean I don't love my dog.

I can't find the video,

But ages ago, someone uploaded a short on YouTube saying that they're allowed to chest because they have ADHD and they're hypersexual,
So that's part of there relationship terms, but their partner is not allowed to chest,
Only them. 🤦

For the record,
I have ADHD and I never cheated on anyone 🤔

That's fantastic!😂

my wife found a used condom. in the floor of my truck ,she said where did this come from, ooo it must have stuck to my boot soul at Walmart

I've heard of funny ones, but I've never cheated.

Dang, why didn't I think of that?

Could be true..