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Tumbleweed I have no idea why she'd ask and then go on...and on...and ON...about how her "Winky" could take "Bruce" ANY day of the week...
Granted, "Bruce" might be great with other..."creatures of the sea"...and might be well-behaved while "Winky" tries to rile him up...
OR..."Bruce" just
might accept "Winky's" challenge...and "Winky" might find out that a "denizen of the deep" who is likely ~5-6 x
heavier than any other such "creature" whom "Winky" has encountered actually
can give much better than "Winky" is prepared to handle.
But what do I know? Physics and engineering pale in comparison to "but he's MY [fish] and he is VERY awesomely terrifying and can hold his
own against all comers!" ??
Clearly, I have been vanquished by illogic.
My head hangs in shame as I gnash my teeth, rend my sackcloth, and pour ashes 'pon my beaten brow--wouod that I were happy, like those proudly defiant supporters of the staunch "Winky!" Why, O,
why must I oppose the hue and cry for this match-up?!
[Are you laughing yet?]