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I have a question.

I have a goldfish. His name is Winky. He's really small for his age but he's fierce. My brother has a two ton shark named Bruce.
Do you think Winky could beat Bruce up? Bruce is big but Winky is very aggressive. Do you think my goldfish would win a fight?
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You are so naughty, I know what you're talking about.
Tumbleweed · F
@Tumbleweed I have no idea why she'd ask and then go on...and on...and ON...about how her "Winky" could take "Bruce" ANY day of the week...

Granted, "Bruce" might be great with other..."creatures of the sea"...and might be well-behaved while "Winky" tries to rile him up...

OR..."Bruce" just might accept "Winky's" challenge...and "Winky" might find out that a "denizen of the deep" who is likely ~5-6 x heavier than any other such "creature" whom "Winky" has encountered actually can give much better than "Winky" is prepared to handle.

But what do I know? Physics and engineering pale in comparison to "but he's MY [fish] and he is VERY awesomely terrifying and can hold his own against all comers!" ??

Clearly, I have been vanquished by illogic.

My head hangs in shame as I gnash my teeth, rend my sackcloth, and pour ashes 'pon my beaten brow--wouod that I were happy, like those proudly defiant supporters of the staunch "Winky!" Why, O, why must I oppose the hue and cry for this match-up?!

[Are you laughing yet?]
Tumbleweed · F
@SomeMichGuy She made another one about her much smaller cousin...
@Tumbleweed That's just so odd.

Is the the same weirdo who keeps asking if the two photos look alike?
Tumbleweed · F
@SomeMichGuy I haven't seen that one but it reminds me of the one who kept on with the posts about her dwarf child. Like relentlessly posting
@Tumbleweed Dwarf child? I missed that one.

No, this other posts side-by-side pictures and asks if they look alike...and does this every day or so, but then takes it down. In the last set I saw, the photo on the left looked as though it could be a guy in drag...but idk.
Tumbleweed · F
@SomeMichGuy Hmmm... I haven't seen that one....
@Tumbleweed I know you are SOO upset about it... 🤭🤣🤣🤣