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MethDozer · M
This one time I bet that I could beat a state trooper in a road race with a duffle bag of weed in the my trunk. I floored. He floored it harder. I took the turn. He hugged the turn tighter. I did a hail Mary brake check before hitting it in second. He countered without a flinch.
It was a great race but the better driver won and I ended up pulling my pants down and asked to cough in a cold concrete room.
It was a great race but the better driver won and I ended up pulling my pants down and asked to cough in a cold concrete room.