Tell me a story of some crazy person you wanted nothing to do with. I need entertainment.

Like that one time a random lady stalked, threatened and harassed me because I didn't stop at a stop sign that literally didn't exist. Like I can drive back to that exact spot now and see there's no stop sign. But she still decided to go out of her way to make sure I paid the price for breaking the laws of her imagination.

Or that one lady who tried to stop me from playing piano in public (I had permission) because she wanted to hear christmas music.

Or the other chick who asked me if I wanted to suck her thumbs.

Why are they all women? Anyway, tell me something like that.

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Jenny1234 · 51-55, F

I came into my office building from the underground parking a few years ago. I got on the elevator at the same time as this old lady and she said do you drive a black van and I said no I don’t. And she said yes, you do. I saw you driving a red minivan coming in to the underground parking lot and you were driving like a bat out of hell. I said You have me mistaken for someone else. I don’t drive a minivan and my vehicle is dark blue, not red. And she insisted I was lying until I got off at my floor and she was going to report me to the property manager. Bat shit crazy