TW:blonde joke :::::My dyslexic blonde girlfriend .....
................just said "How do we know which of the other 49 states are real?"
I said: "What? They're all real"
She said: "No they're not, we only know for certain that one is real, no one's certain about the other ones. Just like the saying goes"
*Now very confused* I reply: "What saying?"
She looks at me like I'm an idiot and replies confidently: "You know - only two things are certain in life, death and Texas"
I said: "What? They're all real"
She said: "No they're not, we only know for certain that one is real, no one's certain about the other ones. Just like the saying goes"
*Now very confused* I reply: "What saying?"
She looks at me like I'm an idiot and replies confidently: "You know - only two things are certain in life, death and Texas"
