My Uncle Sean
Did I ever tell you about my older uncle Sean? He was 90 years old and still heading to houses of prostitutes.
One day he walks in to a whore house and asks for a girl. The door man looks at my 90 year old uncle and says "Look old man, you've had it."
"Really?" asks my uncle.
"Yes old man, you've had it. Now why don't you just go home."
"OK" says my uncle. (Long pause and looks confused)
"By the way, how much do I owe you?"
One day he walks in to a whore house and asks for a girl. The door man looks at my 90 year old uncle and says "Look old man, you've had it."
"Really?" asks my uncle.
"Yes old man, you've had it. Now why don't you just go home."
"OK" says my uncle. (Long pause and looks confused)
"By the way, how much do I owe you?"
